Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.
Best of the Babylon Bee: Elon Musk leaves DOGE for the easier job of sending humans to Mars

Latest from Blog
US Marshals capture Dominican fugitive wanted for murdering upstate NY family of four — including young kids, 2 and 4
Luis Francisco Soriano, 31, allegedly killed two children, ages 2 and 4, and their parents in their Irondequoit, NY, home, which was then burned to the ground on August 31, 2024, according
Trump ban on entry of international Harvard students blocked by US judge
A federal judge in Boston on Thursday temporarily blocked US President Donald Trump from barring US entry of foreign nationals seeking to study or participate in exchange programs at Harvard University Post Views: 0
Cody Bellinger keeps making his ugly Yankees start an afterthought with three-RBI night
This is the Cody Bellinger the Yankees envisioned when he became one of the centerpieces of their post-Juan Soto pivot. Post Views: 0
Caitlin Clark, Pat McAfee and NBA world lose their minds after Pacers’ wild Game 1 win: ‘Can’t make it up’
Pacers fans were elated, Thunder fans were stunned and basketball fans everywhere were in awe of Tyrese Haliburton. Post Views: 0
Patchy Mix finally can prove his doubters wrong with debut at UFC 316
UFC newcomer Patchy Mix is ready to stamp his name into a crowded bantamweight division. Post Views: 0